Every kiss
begins with coal.

Coal is always in style. Chic. Elegant. Timeless. And this season, coal is the new black. Dig it.

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Baby, it’s
coal outside!

Rustic. Simple. American. Coal is guaranteed to satisfy all of your Rockwellian, nostalgic holiday dreams, one lump at a time.

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Y’know,
for kids!

There are a million and one ways to play with coal! You can throw it, roll it, drop it, throw it, or just let it sit there! (Matches not included.)

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Get that new
coal smell!

You know what keeps its Blue Book value? Coal. Plus, it comes in any color, as long as it’s black.

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SEASON'S

GREETINGS

Happy Holidays

Coal gets a bad rap around the holidays. But this year, we’re giving it a good rap. A re-wrap. It’s what we do.

Because, at Brownstein, we can sell any idea. But the one thing we’ll never have to sell you on is having a safe, happy holiday season and a wonderful 2025. And remember, even if you do get a lump of coal this year…
with a little patience, you’ll have a diamond in no time.

Wishing you all the best, from our family to yours.

Oh Joy!